Jesus' problematic hyperboles.
Confusing hyperboles and riddles, incoherent and oxymoronic language falsely
made sinful lawful and
lawful sinful
(ex:
pork
became lawful, polygamy became sinful and many
other
blasphemies and quackery).
See also
Oxymoron Trinity
(100+ verses). Bibles: Jesus will slaughter 100s of millions when he returns.The disciples arguing about the Sabbath and other Laws. Jesus promised them that the Holy Spirit will take over the disciples' mouths and that there will be no arguments, confusions or riddles. Yet, the NT is marred with open arguments, vilifications (calling each other cursed by GOD "anathema", satanic, false, wrong). Where is Jesus' promise?? Totally a false promise!
- Where is Jesus' promise??
- He promised that the Holy Spirit will take over the disciples' mouths, guide them in all ways, and that it will be the Holy Spirit speaking, not them.
- They ended up splitting into Paul vs. Peter two opposing groups, and were at odds with each other on several theological issues.
- 1 Corinthians 7:40 Paul wasn't sure if he had the Holy Spirit in him or not. He said "I think I have the Holy Spirit".
- Their differences remain unsettled till this day in the NT. They were never resolved.
- 12th disciple was also chosen by holy gambling.
- They were barking at each other like rabid dogs calling each other cursed, false, liar, satanic, your gospel is from satan!
[1] Their books didn't even exist for the first 200 to 300 years, says most Bibles theologians. They are very highly corrupted. Also, Trinity is a lie from Hell. Why was GOD Almighty charitable (χάριτι) and forgiving to Jesus in Luke 2:52:?
Where was the promised Holy Spirit in their conflicting scriptures?
Jesus' oxymoronic hyperboles and incoherence created serious problems blasphemies!
Remember:If Paul is false, then Jesus is insufficient:
Sam Shamoun thoroughly demolishes trinity and the early bibles' writings. See also: 24 other thrones besides Jesus'. Virgin Mary is being group-incest-raped by some trinity members.
Holy Gambling:
Sam Shamoun promoted Christianity's Holy Gambling, and he even funded other gamblers. He himself spent 10s of thousands of dollars on it. Also, the 12th disciple, Mathias, was chosen via gambling by the other disciples. They literally rolled the holy dice [1] amongst each other to choose him from among other choices. Then they claimed it was the Holy Spirit that chose him (??). Dice and chance had nothing to do with it.
The Church used to castrat 7-year old boys: [1]
Where was the promised Holy Spirit in the disciples' apostatizing of each other??
The Romans had to fake fake his crucifixion due to Passover issues: [1]
Paul commanded women to not expose sex predators in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, 1 Timothy 2:11-13, 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4, 1 Corinthians 2:15 and other passages.
Self-Castrating King Kong?
Why did Jesus masturbate before and during and after the temptation? Visit:
www.answering-christianity.com/satanic_verses.htm Strong evidence supported by NT and early Christian writings that satan even made Jesus masturbate!
Jesus later on castrated and emasculated himself; our Creator???
Paul said maimed flesh gets sent to satan. Jesus said maim and pluck your sinful body parts. Jesus maims his satanic genitals but not his eyes and hands? See also Oxymoron Trinity (100+ verses).
www.answering-christianity.com/king_kong.htm (Jesus: King of Kings or King Kong?)
Jesus replaced Satan: (Ezekiel 28:13-19).
NT calls Jesus fat drunk [1] "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19, Luke 7:34). Jesus was a brain-stoned addict to alcohol. This also explains why he was highly verbally abusive in the NT (87 insults). So him castrating and emasculating himself could've been no more than a drunk barf. This is the same person that commanded maiming and plucking sinful body parts.
So why did he maim his?? They weren't perfect?
Castrating 7-year old boys:
Forget Aisha was 9 when Prophet Muhammad consummated their marriage. Her father was also the Prophet's closest companion and the first elected Islamic Caliph after the Prophet died.
Jesus castrated and emasculated himself, and he created a major plague in the Christian world that continues till this day. Did you know that young boys as young as 7 were castrated in the Christian world, and under the blessing of the thoroughly sodomized priests of the barfatican?
Islam came to free the Jews from the "burdens and shackles" (7:157) of their hardened Law, and to free the Christians from their "conjecture" (4:157), and to restore the Original Divine Religion of GOD Almighty, Islam, and to invite all of Mankind to Allah Almighty's Light and Guidance of Islam.
See also the Glorious Quran's STUNNING Numerical and Scientific Miracles, and Prophecies.
Yet, Paul admits that he speaks through a lying spirit (Romans 3:7 But if through my lie God's truth abounds to his glory, why am I still being condemned as a sinner?), while Jesus promised all of the disciples that the Holy Spirit will take over the disciples' mouths, and that it will not be them speaking, but the Holy Spirit. Yet, Paul says he was lying. 12th disciple was also chosen by holy gambling.
Paul and his team of disciples were also calling Peter's team, - and vice versa, - anathema ἀνάθεμα (cursed by GOD), false, bewitched, dogs, and many other things. Jesus' original message got corrupt from the false christianity and the deification of flesh and blood creations like Jesus, Mary and others like they used to do in ancient Europe in Greece, Rome, Byzantine and throughout ancient ancient Europe of three-headed gods and trinities, such as the trinity of Zeus, Athena and Apollo; also Hell's three-headed guardian dog, or the trinity of Delian, Artemis and Apollo and many other ancient trinities. Only Islam completes GOD Almighty's Religion. See ample prophecies. Bibles' manuscripts prove that Jesus was only sent for a limited Generation, as he himself stated, and his final return from the east (Matthew 24:25-27) is a new Covenant from Arabia and Islam; also false christs and prophets during and after Jesus [1] [2] at the time (see also Luke 2:52: GOD forgave Jesus).
Matthew 7:22-23: GOD sent Jesus to be Christianity's lying spirit
Isaiah 56:5: Muslim is the future believers' name. Jesus called every believer a Muslim in Luke 6:40.
"bar Allahin" in Daniel 3:25-26 means the chosen one of Allah
Eesa is Iesu and Iesus in Latin and Greek for Jesus, and Eesa is also a Hebrew word that means doctor
"...are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow..." (The Noble Quran, 4:157)
Dismal Spiritual Failures:
Let us examine the following:
Romans 3:23 ESV
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,
Ecclesiastes 7:20 ESV
Surely there is not a righteous man on earth who does good and never sins.
No man is sinless and faultless. The NT even says Jesus himself sinned via coveting the sins of the world. Paul then barfs the following gem:
1 Corinthians 2:15
A spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment.
How???
How can any flesh and blood sinner not be subjected to judgment? The world has seen how disastrous your pedophilic and corrupt priests, ministers and churches are, from sex abuse on children, theft, prostitution and so much more. Ironically also, Paul and the disciples themselves dismally failed this standard when they turned into rabid dogs in harsh judgments on each other; calling each other cursed, false, liar, satanic, your gospel is from satan! [1] Their books didn't even exist for the first 200 to 300 years, says most Bibles theologians. They are very highly corrupted. Also, Trinity is a lie from Hell. Why was GOD Almighty charitable (χάριτι) and forgiving to Jesus in Luke 2:52:? There is also conflict regarding misogyny:
Paul proves the book of Revelation is a forgery; a book of misogyny:
Bibles' manuscripts prove that Jesus was only sent for a limited Generation, as he himself stated, and his final return from the east (Matthew 24:25-27) is a new Covenant from Arabia and Islam; also false christs and prophets during and after Jesus [1] [2] at the time (see also Luke 2:52: GOD forgave Jesus).
Paul commanded women to not expose sex predators in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, 1 Timothy 2:11-13, 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4, 1 Corinthians 2:15 and other passages.
Self-Castrating King Kong?
Why did Jesus masturbate before and during and after the temptation? Visit:
www.answering-christianity.com/satanic_verses.htm Strong evidence supported by NT and early Christian writings that satan even made Jesus masturbate!
Jesus later on castrated and emasculated himself; our Creator???
Paul said maimed flesh gets sent to satan. Jesus said maim and pluck your sinful body parts. Jesus maims his satanic genitals but not his eyes and hands? See also Oxymoron Trinity (100+ verses).
www.answering-christianity.com/king_kong.htm (Jesus: King of Kings or King Kong?)
Jesus replaced Satan: (Ezekiel 28:13-19).
NT calls Jesus fat drunk [1] "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19, Luke 7:34). Jesus was a brain-stoned addict to alcohol. This also explains why he was highly verbally abusive in the NT (87 insults). So him castrating and emasculating himself could've been no more than a drunk barf. This is the same person that commanded maiming and plucking sinful body parts.
So why did he maim his?? They weren't perfect?
Castrating 7-year old boys:
Forget Aisha was 9 when Prophet Muhammad consummated their marriage. Her father was also the Prophet's closest companion and the first elected Islamic Caliph after the Prophet died. Jesus castrated and emasculated himself, and he created a major plague in the Christian world that continues till this day. Did you know that young boys as young as 7 were castrated in the Christian world, and under the blessing of the thoroughly sodomized priests of the barfatican?
Islam came to free the Jews from the "burdens and shackles" (7:157) of their hardened Law, and to free the Christians from their "conjecture" (4:157), and to restore the Original Divine Religion of GOD Almighty, Islam, and to invite all of Mankind to Allah Almighty's Light and Guidance of Islam.
See also the Glorious Quran's STUNNING Numerical and Scientific Miracles, and Prophecies.
See also Islam's End of Times Prophecy about world-wide movements to corrupt the women:
See also Islam's End of Times Prophecy about world-wide movements to corrupt the women, and also gender alteration and creation alteration Islamic Prophecy:
Quran: All Bibles are mostly corrupt [1] قول (Quran 10:94 and 10s others discussed). See also the 39+ members of trinity. Jesus called every believer a Muslim in Luke 6:40.
Which book were the people of the Book reciting (فسأل الذين يقرؤون الكتاب) during Prophet Muhammad's days according to the Glorious Quran 10:94?
Insufficient Jesus:
Edward Dalcour says that Jesus would be insufficient if Paul was proven to be false:
Sam Shamoun thoroughly demolishes trinity and the early bibles' writings. See also: 24 other thrones besides Jesus'. Virgin Mary is being group-incest-raped by some trinity members.
Where was the promised Holy Spirit in the disciples' apostatizing of each other??
The Romans had to fake fake his crucifixion due to Passover issues: [1]
Paul commanded women to not expose sex predators in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, 1 Timothy 2:11-13, 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4, 1 Corinthians 2:15 and other passages.
Self-Castrating King Kong?
Why did Jesus masturbate before and during and after the temptation? Visit:
www.answering-christianity.com/satanic_verses.htm Strong evidence supported by NT and early Christian writings that satan even made Jesus masturbate!
Jesus later on castrated and emasculated himself; our Creator???
Paul said maimed flesh gets sent to satan. Jesus said maim and pluck your sinful body parts. Jesus maims his satanic genitals but not his eyes and hands? See also Oxymoron Trinity (100+ verses).
www.answering-christianity.com/king_kong.htm (Jesus: King of Kings or King Kong?)
Jesus replaced Satan: (Ezekiel 28:13-19).
NT calls Jesus fat drunk [1] "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19, Luke 7:34). Jesus was a brain-stoned addict to alcohol. This also explains why he was highly verbally abusive in the NT (87 insults). So him castrating and emasculating himself could've been no more than a drunk barf. This is the same person that commanded maiming and plucking sinful body parts.
So why did he maim his?? They weren't perfect?
Castrating 7-year old boys:
Forget Aisha was 9 when Prophet Muhammad consummated their marriage. Her father was also the Prophet's closest companion and the first elected Islamic Caliph after the Prophet died. Jesus castrated and emasculated himself, and he created a major plague in the Christian world that continues till this day. Did you know that young boys as young as 7 were castrated in the Christian world, and under the blessing of the thoroughly sodomized priests of the barfatican?
Islam came to free the Jews from the "burdens and shackles" (7:157) of their hardened Law, and to free the Christians from their "conjecture" (4:157), and to restore the Original Divine Religion of GOD Almighty, Islam, and to invite all of Mankind to Allah Almighty's Light and Guidance of Islam.
See also the Glorious Quran's STUNNING Numerical and Scientific Miracles, and Prophecies.
Quran: All Bibles are mostly corrupt [1] قول (Quran 10:94 and 10s others discussed). See also the 39+ members of trinity. Jesus called every believer a Muslim in Luke 6:40.Does Noble Verse 9:31 say that Allah and Jesus are two equal Lords? Also, thorough refutation to توحيد الربوبية (tawheed alruboobiyyah, or Oneness of Lordship between Jesus and Allah) concept by the polytheist trinitarian pagans (Luke 2:52: GOD forgave Jesus' sins and was "charitable" with him).
The Bibles' sacred "book of toilet" ספר קודש של שירותים and praised incestuous rape can be read here. كتاب المرحاض المقدس
***** Bibles' OT and NT: Spirits that GOD Almighty sends down including lying ones in the Bibles. Jesus in several passages was Commanded by GOD to become one to forge falseianity (christianity) because of the ample blasphemies of the Jews.
Why was GOD Almighty charitable (χάριτι) and forgiving to Jesus in Luke 2:52:?
Jesus replaced Satan: (Ezekiel 28:13-19).
Notice the language of how Satan was:
1. "You were perfect from the day you were created". Jesus was also created from the Word of GOD.
2. Glorious.
3. "the chosen one".
4. The "Anointed".
5. ruler over earth.
6. Ruler over the "Holy Mount" of GOD.
7. Matthew 24:25-27 Jesus will return as an Arabian Messiah from Damascus.
He was all of these and more before arrogance, pride, stubbornness and blasphemies caused Satan to fall from Grace. Jesus then became the substitute, i.e., the Perfect", "Glorious", "the chosen one", the "Anointed", "ruler over earth" and ruler over the "Holy Mount" chosen one of GOD Almighty.
Holy Gambling:
Sam Shamoun promoted Christianity's Holy Gambling, and he even funded other gamblers. He himself spent 10s of thousands of dollars on it. Also, the 12th disciple, Mathias, was chosen via gambling by the other disciples. They literally rolled the holy dice [1] amongst each other to choose him from among other choices. Then they claimed it was the Holy Spirit that chose him (??). Dice and chance had nothing to do with it.
The Church used to castrat 7-year old boys: [1]
Where was the promised Holy Spirit in the disciples' apostatizing of each other??
The Romans had to fake fake his crucifixion due to Passover issues: [1]
Paul commanded women to not expose sex predators in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, 1 Timothy 2:11-13, 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4, 1 Corinthians 2:15 and other passages.
Self-Castrating King Kong?
Why did Jesus masturbate before and during and after the temptation? Visit:
www.answering-christianity.com/satanic_verses.htm Strong evidence supported by NT and early Christian writings that satan even made Jesus masturbate!
Jesus later on castrated and emasculated himself; our Creator???
Paul said maimed flesh gets sent to satan. Jesus said maim and pluck your sinful body parts. Jesus maims his satanic genitals but not his eyes and hands? See also Oxymoron Trinity (100+ verses).
www.answering-christianity.com/king_kong.htm (Jesus: King of Kings or King Kong?)
Jesus replaced Satan: (Ezekiel 28:13-19).
NT calls Jesus fat drunk [1] "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19, Luke 7:34). Jesus was a brain-stoned addict to alcohol. This also explains why he was highly verbally abusive in the NT (87 insults). So him castrating and emasculating himself could've been no more than a drunk barf. This is the same person that commanded maiming and plucking sinful body parts.
So why did he maim his?? They weren't perfect?
Castrating 7-year old boys:
Forget Aisha was 9 when Prophet Muhammad consummated their marriage. Her father was also the Prophet's closest companion and the first elected Islamic Caliph after the Prophet died. Jesus castrated and emasculated himself, and he created a major plague in the Christian world that continues till this day. Did you know that young boys as young as 7 were castrated in the Christian world, and under the blessing of the thoroughly sodomized priests of the barfatican?
Islam came to free the Jews from the "burdens and shackles" (7:157) of their hardened Law, and to free the Christians from their "conjecture" (4:157), and to restore the Original Divine Religion of GOD Almighty, Islam, and to invite all of Mankind to Allah Almighty's Light and Guidance of Islam.
See also the Glorious Quran's STUNNING Numerical and Scientific Miracles, and Prophecies.
Jesus also said the direction of the Prayer towards Jerusalem will be no more (Psalm 138:2, John 4:21, Matthew 21:43, Isaiah 35, Isaiah 60, Genesis 25:12-13). It will be replaced with the Qibla (direction) to Mecca and the Holy Path to Mecca. Only Islam is the Divine Truth from Allah Almighty. Christianity is pagan. Even Christmas is an ancient Roman pagan holiday (video clip) according to the Christian theologians themselves:
Jesus too carried the Spirit of GOD in him, and he carried also the Spirit of fearing GOD in him. Jesus was also called slave of GOD in the OT many times. He also had no Divine Will. Trinity is a lie from Hell.
See also 24 other Thrones and Messiahs besides Jesus (Revelations 4 & 5).
Quran: All Bibles are mostly corrupt [1] قول (Quran 10:94 and 10s others discussed). See also the 39+ members of trinity. Jesus called every believer a Muslim in Luke 6:40.
Eid Al-Adha: Ishmael or Isaac? GOD's peace be upon them both. Who was the son to be sacrificed? Bibles and Quran agree it was Ishmael.
Satan & Peter VS. Paul: 2 Corinthians 12:7-11. Paul literally put Peter and Satan in one team.
Sam Shamoun also exposes the ample holy group sex that occurs in his circle:
Paul ordered the execution (actual killing) of some sinners.Paul ate his vomit.
Paul proves the book of Revelation is a forgery; a book of misogyny:
Bibles' manuscripts prove that Jesus was only sent for a limited Generation, as he himself stated, and his final return from the east (Matthew 24:25-27) is a new Covenant from Arabia and Islam; also false christs and prophets during and after Jesus [1] [2] at the time (see also Luke 2:52: GOD forgave Jesus).
See also Islam's End of Times Prophecy about world-wide movements to corrupt the women:
See also Islam's End of Times Prophecy about world-wide movements to corrupt the women, and also gender alteration and creation alteration Islamic Prophecy:
Quran: All Bibles are mostly corrupt [1] قول (Quran 10:94 and 10s others discussed). See also the 39+ members of trinity. Jesus called every believer a Muslim in Luke 6:40.
(Sam Shamoun declares gambling is allowed in Christianity)
Jesus amputated his unholy testicles and head of penis to remain holy. If his body was holy, were his testicles cursed and unholy, especially that he commanded to maim your sinful body parts? You mean to tell me that they were not part of the Creator of the Universe's body?? Paul said maimed flesh gets sent to satan.
Why did Jesus amputate his own (NT calls them satanic flesh) testicles and penis' head?
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Trinity is a lie from Hell.